The only times that I wish I had a smartphone is when I am surfing the internet and I need to go to the bathroom. I don’t want to interrupt my youtube viewing or I want to keep listening to my music. I guess smartphones are also useful when you get lost and you look at google maps or more practical things… but when I go to the bathroom I pull out my flip phone and listen to my ringtones just to do something. 

… you’re in the bathroom, and someone rings the doorbell?

You have to stop what you’re doing and run out, but before you do so, you gotta make sure you do the following:

-Flush if you have to.
-Wipe if you have to.
-Wash your hands, which soap preferably.

Today, I did all of these things in record time, but I was still too late. The maintenance guy (I guess that’s what you can call the landlords dad) was already inside. He probably heard me do all of these things. 

Sometimes I look into a stall in the school bathrooms and it looked like someone’s butt exploded, along with toilet paper, seat covers, and pee. Its just a big mess.